April 2012
We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank is such a great album
March 2012
I hope those of you who have been automatically forced to follow me on GetGlue due to being friends on facebook don’t think I’m even more of a nerd than before when you see how often I’ll be checking in to WoW and Team Fortress 2
Toro y Moi and Washed Out sound really similar to me, though they’re both great so whatever
I got a sticker for watching Community. I like this
I decided to set up a GetGlue profile. Now to just make sure I actually use it
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I’m considering changing my middle name on facebook to Teamedward just to see if I get any reactions out of it
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Watchmachistado:
memorytwentysix:
brink182:
This isn’t just ANY video on your dash. Take a second, dudes.
Damn. I’m cringing so hard you could feel it around the world.
I think LMFAO taught us that family members should never rap together.
I’m watching a documentary about dinosaurs on Netflix because fuck you, I can watch what I want
I can’t wait to get home and see this Rick Santorum video
Why am I expecting Rick Santorum to release a statement along the lines of ‘It’s ok, I’m from Pennsylvania just like Will Smith. I’m allowed to say it’
I wouldn’t put it past him, personally
My body tells me no
Shut the fuck up, your dumb song blows
I think I’m gonna wait until Anne is here to shave. Unless I have to before then
So the new guy disappeared after he left the break room. My supervisor went looking for him and found him in the closeout section (where they have shitty, cheap furniture and electronics and we don’t ever work). He was on a couch with his feet up, a display tv turned on and doing shit on his phone. This is all while on the clock btw. I’m on my phone obviously but not all that much
Scratch that, he was actually using 3 chairs. He also proceeded to get up and say ‘what the fuck, man? It’s (I couldn’t understand what he said here through the weird mumbling) already’ and walk out
He’s too cool to sit at the table in the break room too. He’s got two chairs a few feet away with his feet propped up. Am I supposed to think he’s a boss? And he put another shitty song on just now. I hate obnoxious people, especially white kids who try to seem hard
Oh god, some douchebag is new here and working produce. He’s on break at the same time as I am and he’s got some awful hip hop playing at max volume from his phone and I’m on the verge of just walking out. This is after having his phone set to make piano/keyboard sounds after every time he hit a key. Oh my god, he started to rap along to it
I’m stocking red peppers and ‘medium hot’ sounds like a bro rating of attractiveness to me. i.e
Bro 1: Bro, I just met this chick at the bar. I’m about to ask for her number.
Bro 2: Niiice, bro. Is she hot?
Bro 1: She’s medium hot.
Bro 2: idk about that, bro. You should be trying for spicy hot
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Can we start using Coldplay as a verb meaning ‘to do something specifically for the approval of others; placing widespread satisfaction over artistic expression’
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“These are the writers from Bruins Beat. They are all named Shawn, they are mean,...”
– Kenneth from 30 Rock (via shawnthornton22)
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